if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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