if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
His nipple licking is glorious
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