i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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