kristin has been a bad kristin
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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