Sry I called you an 8
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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