I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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