wat bout pragnant strippers??
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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