Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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