Is it because I queefed?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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