Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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