And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
