YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
