So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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