She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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