You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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