some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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