hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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