Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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