Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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