I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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