found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
