What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
we made out on top of his cat.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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