I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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