You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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