Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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