I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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