His pubic hair was longer than his dick
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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