I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
worst night to have a conscience
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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