Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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