The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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