We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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