Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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