You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
