Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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