it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i will never coherently bang her
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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