I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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