If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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