How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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