We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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