Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Randomize
