come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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