So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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