id be glad to
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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