She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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