If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i don't like sucking hair
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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