is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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