He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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