So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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