I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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