You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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