i just sent this text using only my big toe
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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