Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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